So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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