White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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