I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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