And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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