I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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