i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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