Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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