I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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