I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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