Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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