WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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