That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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