found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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