My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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