going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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