i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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