There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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