ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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