The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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