Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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