yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Randomize
