I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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