dude i'm inner monologue high
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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