You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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