the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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