YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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