fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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