Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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