Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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