I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
