New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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