I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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