real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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