ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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