Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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