There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
You were trust falling into bushes
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Randomize
