And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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