: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
