ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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