I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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