i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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