awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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