I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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