I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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