gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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