READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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