I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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