i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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