Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize
