That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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