My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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